1/25/14

Don't Use Selfies Girls, Instead Use The Sarah Palin Method of Photography (Part 4)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7. Part 8, Part 9.

Make sure you have someone on your staff photoshop you into a marathon picture so people think you got thin by exercising and not by plastic surgery and chemical substances. You are so talented that rather than run you simply float above the ground.  


 -This one I don’t understand, but apparently it is part of the fashion plan, wear vests, lots and lots of vests. Maybe someone could explain this one to me. Apparently I am even more inept at fashion than I thought. Perhaps they just look good with wigs.







Oy vey meshugana, what's with the vests?















Tawd, the agreement was we pretend we are together now hurry your two-toned ass up.You can identify me by the vest.









4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, as far as the vest in NY, I'm pretty sure it was chilly there. Wasn't that November? New yorks been cooler this year. When you're out of your home town of Alaska, your mentality as far as weather changes.

Celia Harrison said...

Anonymous January 26, 2014 at 5:19 PM, She wears those vests everywhere and often they are covering up the lack of falsies. SP claims she lives in AK, so why would NY be making her so chilly? Mentality about weather changes when one leaves their hometown?

Anonymous said...

I still want to know why in the hell Palin is running on the grass.

Celia Harrison said...

Anonymous January 29, 2014 at 11:14 PM, I think Palin may be on the grass because it's easier to photoshop on grass than cement. There are less shadows in grass and it goes every which way so doesn't have to be perfect.