Make sure you have someone on your staff photoshop you into a marathon picture so people think you got thin by exercising and not by plastic surgery and chemical substances. You are so talented that rather than run you simply float above the ground.
-This one I don’t understand, but apparently it is part of the fashion plan, wear vests, lots and lots of vests. Maybe someone could explain this one to me. Apparently I am even more inept at fashion than I thought. Perhaps they just look good with wigs.
|Oy vey meshugana, what's with the vests?|
|Tawd, the agreement was we pretend we are together now hurry your two-toned ass up.You can identify me by the vest.|