Don't Use Selfies Girls, Instead Use The Sarah Palin Method of Photography (Part 7)

Either she is giving birth to SpongeBob SquarePants or faking.
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 8, Part 9. The pictures are totally clustered, not where I put them...frustrated.

-When you decide you need a baby to use for grifting don't have a real pregnancy even if you haven't had a tubal ligation, instead fake the pregnancy.

Seven to eight months pregnant.

Between 7 and 8 months along.

Earlier pregnancy.
At seven months with Trig.

The faked pregnancy saves your figure for the pictures and allows you to mislead the country during your vice presidential campaign.

-Use children as props for your photos, carry or hold them like a display, that way when someone asks you a serious question you can change the subject quickly. It manipulates the right wing using the pro-life talking point. The kid doesn't really have to be yours, after all he's a prop. The baby can also be used to cover up the pregnancy of your teenage daughter.



Shawns Mom said...

Celia: I wanted to let you know that I am thoroughly enjoying your series of pictures you posted of Sarah Palin. Some days you just need a good laugh and when you go through these, there is nothing to do but laugh at how ridiculous this woman (little girl) really is! Sarah has never really left high school and the pics that you put up truly show this. This series you are doing really goes great with the story that Shailey Tripp just put on her blog about David Kernel, Levi Johnston and my son Shawn Christy. http://shaytrippblog.tumblr.com/ Seems Sarah always has to be involved with young men around high school age. Some people just never grow up. I also did a post a few months ago on a topic similar to all this titled "Warning...Sarah Palin is a Danger to your Teenage Sons". http://shawnchristypoliticalprisoner.blogspot.com/2013/04/warning-sarah-palin-is-danger-to-your.html

Anonymous said...

I know the wig thing is part of your rhetoric, but keep in mind a significant number of women on camera wear wigs. Local spokeswomen to national.

TV is all about an illusion or appearance. Why do you think talk shows and shows with seen audiences are strictly arranged in terms of which race sits where, how well-rounded it is, how attractive the people are. Basically the ends of aisles are hotties. The first 3-4 rows are multi-ethnic. There are even central casting actors who have made up storylines to use if the host needs a story. PAs spend about 20 minutes arranging all this.

Celia Harrison said...

Anonymous January 26, 2014 at 5:26 PM, I don't watch TV and find your description of the arrangement of people at the ends of rows according to hotness and the obvious racism in arrangement of seating very FOX News-ish.

Celia Harrison said...

Shawn's Mom, I am glad they made you laugh, that was my plan. I was laughing while putting these together, except for the problems with Blogger and then the internet. I just re-read your post, but will read it again and just pulled up Shailey's.