Don't Use Selfies Girls, Instead Use The Sarah Palin Method of Photography (Part 5)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9.

- Lose so much weight you look like you just escaped from a concentration camp because you know how the camera adds an extra ten pounds. Convince everyone you lost the weight by exercising and eating healthy.






















-Always eat healthy food so you can look your best in photos. 

- Dress like a teenager when you are about fifty. OK, part teenager and part elementary school.