Don't Use Selfies Girls, Instead Use The Sarah Palin Method of Photography (Part 2)

Part 1, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7. Part 8, Part 9.

He said the two-tone monster was this big, but he lies.

Wow, part 1 was as they say quite a bitch to accomplish. I am continuing to have problems with blogger.
 - Don’t wear your real hair, instead buy wigs to don when you go out in public.

- Wear falsies because nothing says look at me more than a woman with fake che ches.


Anonymous said...

You forgot the fake preggers pictures. Nothing says real mother like shoving a pillow in your pants then showing up at work three weeks later with a three day old DS child with heart issues.

Anonymous said...

Interesting considering pictures of her in a bathing suit show the same size breasts. Certain tops DO make breasts appear larger. I show my male boss a pic from Belmont. Actually I said to him, "hey Sarah Palin got a boob job." He was like , "REALLY let me see"

He was disappointed upon glancing at the picture and said definitely the shirt.

Oh and a result of circumcision can be penises that are different shades. It is really not THAT uncommon.

Ive watched a lot of porn in my day (my friends and I find it fascinating) and i CAN tell you it really isn't uncommon.

And 6'' , what Shay emailed me and said in chat, is average

Celia Harrison said...

Anonymous January 25, 2014 at 4:00 PM, There are several posts to this series, don't worry pictures of the faked pregnancy will be included.

Celia Harrison said...

Anonymous January 25, 2014 at 4:41 PM, I am very familiar with penis appearance as a retired nurse. The two tone thing does happen. There are pictures of SP with a flat chest that are recent. That was a joke about penis length, I though it was obvious.

Anonymous said...

Oh I know. I just think it's a little weird that you'd risk insulting MILLIONS to attack one. Kind of out of character. Especially given the commonality.