An angry homeless person could be in the lobby behind this door. LOL. |
Tuesday:
Went to Mayor Berkowitz's office and
said, “Angry homeless person in the lobby, day 2.” Then a woman said, “OK I’ll
call security.” The guy that was there yesterday when I came in was cracking
up. Then she wanted to know what that homeless person was doing, then I told
her it was me. LOL.
FB Wednesday:
Around 9 AM I went to city hall, used the bathroom and then came out and said to the security guard, “I just want to alert you there is an angry homeless person here in the lobby.” There are only two people, me and him, he looks around, has a puzzled look and says, “Where?” I point at myself with the dental pic I had in my hand and said, “It’s me, please tell Berkowitz’s staff and make sure you say, “day three.” He looks puzzled and very serious as I walk away and say, “Really someone should call security.” I keep a straight face until I get outside.
FB Thursday:
Went to City Hall, used the bathroom and as I left yelled to the security guard that there is an angry homeless person in the lobby, day four. He gave me the thumbs up. Then I said, on day five publishing begins. He probably thinks I’m crazy which was part of my evil plan, LOL. Yes I am, in the best way possible, crazy courageous.
FB Friday:
Today I went to the mayor's office
and had to wait for the guy to get off the phone. Then, "Hello Celia
" Then I said there was an angry homeless person downstairs in the lobby, day
five, the publishing begins", and not only that but when I used the
bathroom I was listening to music and began dancing. He gave me a phone number
of someone at DOT about the construction of sidewalk assholey issues. Also told
me the sprinklers were from a BP building. I said, "Those oil
bastards."
The post
about the sidewalk construction issues is coming and many other things such as why
I am severely sleep deprived today and have essentially been that way for
months. There is no sleeping in hell, especially if you are female.
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